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First the news of our boycott makes the
New York Post, and now Vanity Fair!
Here's the link:
Revenge of the Star Wars Nerds by Julian Sancton
Our next target? The New York Times.
There's no way Darth Weinstein can repel
press coverage of this magnitude!
So far, the only official word from the
Weinstein Co. has been this quote from the
NY Post article:
Countered a Weinstein
spokesperson: "We are thrilled to see all this great interest and excitement
for 'Fanboys.' While a potential conflict like this has not occurred since
Luke last walked into that bar in Tatoonie, everyone can be assured that
there has been no stir in the force and the film stays on target."
Huh? You guys call an unprecedented
international boycott of your studio "great interest and excitement?" That's
all your PR droid has to say on the subject? A few incorrectly worded
Star Wars references?
Well, we've got news for you, Lord
Weinstein. There has been a great disturbance (not a "stir") in the
Force! Millions of voices are crying out in terror... about your attempt to
ruin FANBOYS. (Some of them are probably your shareholders!)
If you want the worldwide boycott of all
your movies to continue, then yes, by all means... Stay on target.
Continue with your sinister plan to release a screwed-up dumbed-down
version of FANBOYS.
But if you do, you should be aware that
the first causality in this rebellion will be your opening weekend grosses
for Superhero Movie.
Word of the rebellion is spreading!
Dack Ralter
and the SDW Squadron
This is Dack Ralter, and right now I feel like
I could take on the whole Empire myself!
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