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Thanks to everyone who wrote in to let us
know about the
Official Star Wars website's poll to gauge how fans think
things are going with the production of FANBOYS. Here are the final
results:
Hmm. What should these poll results tell
Darth Weinstein? Several things.
78% of the fans have been following the
production of FANBOYS. Star Wars fans CARE about this
movie and about how they will be portrayed in it, Darth Weinstein!
And 76% of them are "pretty concerned"
with the current state of the film. A whopping 2% are "not too worried."
Someone with enough intelligence to wrap
their head around these confusing numbers might get the distinct feeling
that...
THE WEINSTEIN COMPANY IS
ALIENATING ITS TARGET AUDIENCE!
They still don't seem to understand that
Star Wars fans everywhere are furious about what they're doing to their
movie ABOUT STAR WARS FANS. If the lightsaber bar graph above doesn't get
the point across, maybe we need to make them a stick figure drawing or
something.
Remember... it's just FOUR WEEKS until
the Weinstein Co. releases SUPERHERO MOVIE, the first film we intend
to boycott. We plan to organize massive Darth Weinstein Protests on both
coasts to coincide with the film's opening! Stay tuned for details!
May the Force Be With Us,
Jek Porkins
and the SDW Squadron
Red Two, standing by! |
